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My Life as Dinosaur Dental Floss by Bill Myers
epub |eng | 2010-02-11 | Author:Bill Myers

Chapter 7 A Little House Call So there we were, lying in the bushes just outside the terrorists’ van. I’ll spare you the boring details. . . . You know, ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2019 )
My Life as a Blundering Ballerina by Bill Myers
epub, pdf |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:Bill Myers

KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK. “What are we doing here?” I asked Sylvia. We were standing outside on the porch of a stranger’s house. “It’s seven o’clock at night. I should be ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2019 )
My Life as a Bigfoot Breath Mint by Bill Myers
epub, pdf |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:Bill Myers

“Hey, Wally!” Uncle Max shouted. “Shut that thing off. If you’re doing the show with me tomorrow, you’ll need your rest.” All right! The show. With all that had happened, ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2019 )
My Life as a Smashed Burrito with Extra Hot Sauce by Bill Myers
epub, pdf |eng | 2013-02-06 | Author:Bill Myers

Chapter 6 Uh-Oh Dale’s 9:00 A.M. talk on wisdom didn’t exactly start at 9:00 A.M. He had a little cleaning up to do. Actually, he had a lot of cleaning ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2019 )
My Life as a Screaming Skydiver by Bill Myers
epub |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:Bill Myers

Chapter 6 Midair Detour The air continued hissing out of the cabin. Don’t get me wrong, I like a gentle breeze as much as the next guy, but things were ...
( Category: Mysteries & Detectives March 25,2019 )
My Life as Invisible Intestines with Intense Indigestion by Bill Myers
epub |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:Bill Myers

“Oaff!” and tackled “Oaff! Oaff!” a lot “Oaff! Oaff! Oaff!” “Wally,” Opera whispered to me from the sidelines, “you’ve got to do something. They’re killing Jerry. Without Neil Anderthol to ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2019 )
My Life as Crocodile Junk Food by Bill Myers
epub |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:Bill Myers

Chapter 6 Party On The first thing I noticed in the hut was the smoke. It was awful—worse than stepping into the teacher’s lounge back at my school. Well, maybe ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2019 )
My Life as a Toasted Time Traveler by Bill Myers
epub |eng | 2013-02-06 | Author:Bill Myers

THUMP, THUMP, THUMP . . . The way I figured it, I had two choices: 1. Continue starring in this prehistoric movie gone haywire, or . . . 2. Make ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2019 )
My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord by Bill Myers
epub |eng | 2013-02-06 | Author:Bill Myers

“The wife’s jus’ fine, The kids are really growin’. Shootin’ up like whirlwinds, a puffin and a blowin’.” Before Wendell can show pictures of the kids or play home videos ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2019 )
My Life as Alien Monster Bait by Bill Myers
epub |eng | 2010-03-26 | Author:Bill Myers

Chapter 6 A Day Off . . . or an Off Day? I spent the rest of “Superstardom: Day One” in the wardrobe trailer. It was hot and sticky and ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2019 )
My Life as a Human Hockey Puck by Bill Myers
epub |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:Bill Myers

It was incredible . . . people screaming at each other, slamming into each other, pounding on each other. And those were just the fans! It was even worse out ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2019 )
My Life as a Walrus Whoopee Cushion by Bill Myers
epub, azw3, mobi |eng | 2013-02-06 | Author:Bill Myers

Chapter 7 Breaking In I know, breaking into the zookeeper’s office wasn’t like the best thing in the world to be doing; but for the past few hours I hadn’t ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2019 )
Marge in Charge and the Missing Orangutan by Isla Fisher
epub |eng | 2018-12-24 | Author:Isla Fisher

Harold’s face is a little bit like a balloon that’s having too much air pushed into it. “Drive the train?” His face is going from red to purple. “This child ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2019 )
Space Cat-astrophe by Mo O'Hara
epub |eng | | Author:Mo O'Hara

“Urgh.” Igor nodded. Sanj then climbed up, stood on Igor’s shoulders, and threw the rocket up. It whizzed around the room for a few minutes, and we all had to ...
( Category: Spine-Chilling Horror March 25,2019 )
My Life as a Human Hairball by Bill Myers
epub |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:Bill Myers

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP I spun to Wall Street who was flying past me on her way into the opposite wall. “What is that?” I cried. “That’s my watch alarm!” ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2019 )

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